Filbert "Greggy loves his lil pooch" Mulciber

IRENA

I guess it's about time we work on that Spare again, hm?

I am available between 3:15 and 3:25 this afternoon.

I hate my life

Now why would Death Eaters kill Purists? Not that I support Death Eaters killing anyone, of course, but it just doesn't make sense. Doesn't seem like their style.

If you ask me, this reminds me more of how those Prewett twins killed their parents and blamed it on the Death Eaters.

DEATH EATERS

The Dark Lord has tasked me to take care of the Edgar Bones situation. Selwyn, you have done well but you do not need to trouble yourself with it anymore. Stay home with your wife and drink some cocoa.

Gamp, you may stay on the team since you are rather dishy since you are always up for expanding your horizons. Carrow, I want you too. Meet at my house immediately. If anyone else feels the burning desire to help, you may also come to my home. There you will wait in the morgue with healing supplies in case Bones has any surprises in store for us.

We shall not let you down, my Lord.

DMLE

I would like to see my son. I will be acting as his lawyer.

SON

Are you all right?

Please remember, if anyone's died, Mulciber's Mortuary does family deals - joint funerals only incur the room cost once, as opposed to individual funerals. Please contact me if you wish to make arrangements.

GREGORIOUS

I will not let them

DEATH EATERS

I think it is past due time we take our revenge of Scrimgeour. He has taken too many good men away from us, and it would be an opportunity to get a few answers that we need. It is not right the Wilkes family still does not know the name of his murderer. Would anyone like to lend a hand?

Greyback, your aid will be required. Elliot, my boy, let us know the moment he leaves the Ministry.

Not the best weather, is it? I'd have been more prepared if that vigilante group hadn't interrupted the weather broadcast. Now I'm stuck in Diagon Alley without an umbrella. Barty, my dear friend, I can barely imagine how you stand their impertinence.

INNER CIRCLE

As much as I completely understand why we must all be in such denial of Benedict's affiliations publicly, it is a bit sad that some of his greatest achievements cannot be known. I hope someday we can openly pledge our allegiance to the Dark Lord and reveled like the revolutionaries we are.

What rubbish they let on the wireless these days. The WWN certainly needs to step up their security. Doesn't surprise me that this sort of thing happens though, given what I know of their management. They have plenty of young talent there they're just overlooking.

And I don't even want to get started on the slur against me personally. My business and reputation are nearly as important to me as my wife, and I would never be dishonest with any of them.

SON, ELLIOT, GREGORIUS

Boys, Gregorius and I have an assignment for you.

GREGORIOUS

I know this might not be the best time, but if you need a distraction, I could use your opinion. There is no one else I trust enough to bring this to.

Also. This may be unusual from me and sound more like something my wife would say but if you need to talk, I know what it is like to lose a son and I will always make time for you.

GREGORIUS

He's always had quite a temper, as we know, but sometimes I do wish it were easier to quell. Or that I had been given a chance to explain. The soreness is gone, though, if not the blow to my ego.

Regardless, I plan to continue to pamper myself for a bit longer. My wife has a pudding recipe she doesn't know she's just dying to try, and you should come over for it tomorrow. Maybe I'll have her make some beverages for us while we discuss this orb that Thick Gibbon lost. Any requests?

ELLIOT

Have you yet looked into whether the DMLE does indeed have the orb?

A Death Eater? In our midst? I suppose it was more likely than I'd thought.

XANDER

Son, I understand that you and Elliot are close
I know what is going on
You may think I'm blind
Alphard and I
There comes a time in a Mulciber's life when

Son, I would like you to know how proud of you I am. You are an outstanding man, an outstanding Death Eater, and there is no one I would rather be in your spot as future heir to the Mulciber name than you.

I do, though, want to make sure you keep mindful of a few things. The head of the family's time rises and falls like the sun, and one day, Xander, the sun will set on my time here and will rise with you as the new head. You have a duty, and though right now life might seem like just fun and games, between serving the Dark Lord and the time that you spend with Elliot your friends, you will need to learn to balance your duty and add in a wife and family. Maybe there aren't any young ladies you like spending time with as much as Elliot, but you will need a wife and sons nonetheless, and you will love them in a way.

Do you have any questions?

GREG AND XANDER

Gregorius, Xander and I need your help with an alibi.

Xander, I think you should start coming to these self-defense classes with me next time. They were really great.

Not that I'd ever really thought I needed self-defense classes, being a man and such an experienced wizard and all, but after someone comes into your home and assaults you and the DMLE does nothing, a man thinks twice.

Still, bravo to the professors at Hogwarts for having the incentive to do this. Makes me feel safer with so many murders happening these days.

DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

I would like to report a crime.

Really, I'm glad for who won Lord and Lady of the Feast. At least they'll have something to be proud of in their lives, since no one can be proud to come from that sort of family.

In my reading I read about this thing China has called the "Mandate of Heaven." It says that all natural disasters and bad things happening are because of people. They're a sign that people are doing things wrong and something has to change.

Sometimes I wonder if it's not true here. Centaurs could probably tell us if they weren't such savage beasts. Bet I'd know what they'd say too. All these murders (like the Prewett murders) and giant attacks and hag problems are all the fault of Mudbloods. They should do us a favour and snap their wands and go back to their Muggle world. Then maybe the rest of us could live in peace.

And those Muggle-lovers were saying their precious Order of the Phoenix weren't horrible murderers. Guess we can all see how much of a lie that is, hm?

The Prophet didn't say if they knew who did it, but it's pretty clear to me who it was. Can't see it being the Death Eaters, since they want to preserve purist families — real Wizarding families.

It's horrible that such upstanding folk are dead now while their blood-traitor daughter is probably dancing on their graves.

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE

Now that the raids have happened, do you want your bucket of blood back?

SON

Son, I am disappointe

It's always a shame when a distinguished wizard leaves this world for the next. Old Man Parkin was a good man from a real good family - everyone knows the Parkins started the Wanderers, and this one never played for the team but there isn't a Parkin yet who isn't involved.

Real shame. Glad the Parkins breed like rabbits though, because the day there aren't any more Parkins around in this country is the day will be a sad day for Wizarding society and our heritage. Just knowing families like that are still going strong renews my faith in Wizardingkind and my conviction in my beliefs.

( Team Mulciber )

( Son )

IRENA

Prepare Rodolphus and myself a tea if he would like it please dear.

And I will tell you this now because I need you to keep your composure when he shows up with the body, but Benedict was killed.